[The Spoof] Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has strongly voiced his support of the torture and prosecution of Canadian children at Guantanamo Bay by the US military.
“I wholeheartedly support the torture of Canadian children by the US,” Harper told a packed Ottawa news conference. “As the senior degenerate in our government and a faithful stooge of George Bush, I couldn’t care less about human rights, international law, civil liberties or our constitution.”
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