Some excerpts from a real winner:
[Calgary Sun, Jose Rodriguez] As Canadians, we don’t need a ticker tape parade to affirm our patriotism — which comes in the quiet confidence of tolerance.
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We have our own language with uniquely Canadian words like pogey, poutine and toonie.
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But in the end, destiny and a referendum always keep us together.
Three cheers for welfare cheques, cheese gravy, and referendums.